Today I was extended a job offer from a stellar company with some exciting opportunities. Now, you might not believe me, but I put Ebony and Ivory (you remember Ebony, right? I'll introduce Ivory later this week) in a little zip lock bag and stuffed them in my pocket for my interview. You know - can't leave my handicap children alone and all. But I'm pretty sure they're my new good luck charms. Without them I doubt I would have breezed through the interview with such panache and charm.
So go out there, dear readers! Go out there and pick up your very own lucky snail and take him with any time you're in need of luck. Because I promise you... the snail gods will look down on you and smile.
(But don't take them to a bar in hopes of "getting lucky". The overwhelming luck you receive will bring the potential one-night stands in close proximity where they may possibly hump your leg... and essentially crushing your new found good luck charms. A little common sense is sometimes better than a little luck!)